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Posted 1 week ago

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mooimapig:

blast-the-music:

impeccablyshaved:

louise-derpman:

moonghost:

she’s like a fucking disney princess

i kept expecting her to burst into song

I have been waiting for someone to post the video of this for a week. Totally worth it. OMG.

He’s my hero. :’D

Is this for real?

(Source: damnthatswhack)

Reblogged 9 months ago from blackandwhiteblankpage

89,592 notes

this seems fake, just sayin',

longbottomsboyfriend:

bitmaptoastie:

amixedreality:

gloriousarileader:

otter-face:

complexlysimplekiddo:

from left to right;

I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.

My friend’s parents sent her away.

I found death threats in my locker.

I submitted to electroshock therapy.

I lost half my friends after coming out.

My grandmother sends me hate mail.

My school won’t let me take my date to prom.

I am not here anymore.

My dad tried to beat it out of me.

No one is proud of me.

Wow.

reblogging this again

i am not here anymore

been here for some of these…

I am not here anymore.

SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE BECAUSE OF THAT D8

Sorry, crying at I’m not here anymore. NBD

Reblogged 9 months ago from raspberryking

122,541 notes

lgbt,

You’re halfway around the world but I still think of you all the time. I miss you a bunch.

Posted 9 months ago

superherojjin:

why is this so fucking funny

Everytime. Just so much love.

Reblogged 9 months ago from mandasaurus-rex

1,452 notes

Green Eggs and Hamlet
I ask to be or not to be. That is the question I ask of me. This sullied life, it makes me shudder. My uncle’s boffing dear sweet mother. Would I, could I take me life? Could I, should I end this strife? Should I jump out of a plane? Or throw myself before a train? Should I from a cliff just leap? Could I put myself to sleep? Shoot myself or take some poison? Maybe try self-immolation? To shudder off this mortal coil, I could stab myself with a fencing foil. Slash my wrists while in the bath? Would it end my angst and wrath? To sleep, to dream, now there’s the rub. I could drop a toaster in my tub. Would all be glad if I were dead? Could I perhaps kill them instead? This line of thought takes consideration - For I’m the king of procrastination.

Only slightly unsettling. All amusing.

Green Eggs and Hamlet

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle’s boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self-immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there’s the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration -
For I’m the king of procrastination.

Only slightly unsettling. All amusing.

(Source: you-can-fly)

Reblogged 9 months ago from mandasaurus-rex

2,622 notes

I am sick and tired of feeling so exhausted that I have no desire but to sleep on a Saturday night.

Posted 9 months ago

theramblingsofapeculiargirl:

creatingemily:

summerwh00res:

OH MY GOD I AM DYING HAHAHA

oh my goaofiwhg

LOL’ing so hard. Planes can’t swim.

Laughing so hard, I love this

I LOVE THIS POST

THIS POST. I’M ROLLING.